Thread for Funnies :)))
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Permalink Reply by Dawn Marie on
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Alley said:OH FINALLY Someone else who thinks like ME!! LOL
I am in total agreement with that, matter of fact I'm going to
print this like 50 times and send it to all my friends less the
ones who reside here because they will already know about this.
I'm gonna go make some Coffee..... :)
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David Kaftal said:
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Permalink Reply by Cathleen on
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Cathleen woke up with a start, spilling papers and empty beer cans cups all over. Clutching her throbbing head she moaned, "Oh No! I forgot Peter's birthday! I'd better wring his neck, I mean, ring him up right away and apologize!"
Completely forgetting about the date line and time zones, Cathleen dialed up Peter's number.
RING! RING! RING! blared the phone. "Uh...........hello?" said a very sleepy voice.
"PETER!!" shouted Cathleen into the phone, thinking the volume would help Peter hear her better (what with him being Down Under and all) "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!"
Peter clutched his throbbing head, thinking it must all be a bad dream or a bad peanut that he ate...............that woman couldn't possibly have tracked him down............
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Oh how I've missed "As the world turns with Cathleen and Peter"!
Yeah!!!
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Permalink Reply by Alley on
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Me too, move over, I brought only the important stuff coffee and 3 kinds of chocolate. ok what did I miss
has Peter said anything yet??
Dawn Marie said:Oh how I've missed "As the world turns with Cathleen and Peter"!
Yeah!!!
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Peter shoved the phone under a pillow to drown out the loud caterwauling singing that was coming from the receiver......when he finally thought the coast was clear that she was finally done he gingerly picked up the phone again.
Pretending that he was a 5-year-old child (which wasn't too hard for him to do), Peter said, "HULLO? HULLO? WHO IS THIS, PWEASE?"
Cathleen looked at the phone in dismay, wondering if she had dialed the wrong number by mistake. "I'll fix you, you sly old (emphasis on OLD) fox, you!"
"Peter, you naughty man! Don't tease your friend! I'm only trying to be nice for a change."
"Spare change" thought Peter.
"I'm going to send you a nice fresh box of peanuts as a gift!" squealed Cathleen.
"Hmmm......" thought Peter. "Maybe she is trying to reform be nice for once."
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Permalink Reply by David Kaftal on
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Too funny!!!
David Kaftal said:
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Ouch! I resemble that remark.
Dawn Marie said:
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