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Permalink Reply by Daniel M on
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Thats really Good! I just Paid a Fortune to Have My Dog Have 4 teeth Pulled! Ouch!
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Permalink Reply by Cathleen on
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One day a college physics professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept, when a student rudely interrupted him to ask, "So why do we have to learn this pointless information?"
"To save lives, " the professor quickly responded and continued his lecture.
"Wait a minute," interrupted the student again. "How on earth does physics save lives?"
"To keep ignoramuses like you out of medical school," replied the professor.
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Over breakfast, a woman told her husband, "I'll bet you don't know what day this is."
"Of course I do," he answered as if offended, and he left for his office.
At 10:00 a.m. a dozen red roses arrived at the house.
At 1 p.m., an enormous box of chocolates was delivered.
A designer dress arrived at 3:00 p.m.
When her husband got home, the woman threw her arms around his neck, saying, "I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog's Day!"
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The local Department of Motor Vehicles office was very crowded. After waiting in line for nearly an hour, one man finally got his license.
He inspected his photo and said to the clerk, "I stood in line so long that I ended up looking pretty grouchy in this picture."
"It's OK," the clerk said. "That's how you'll look when the cops pull you over anyway."
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Permalink Reply by Birgitta on
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The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance...
The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, "Well, she's there"!
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Permalink Reply by Dawn Marie on
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It's Time for Church
A woman knocks on her son's bedroom door and says
Mom: Son, get up it's time for church!
Son: I am definitely not going to mass today!
Mom: Oh yes you are!
Son: I'm not going to mass for two reasons
1) I don't like anyone there
2) and no one there likes me
Mom: You ARE going for two reasons
1) You're 50 years old
2) You're the only priest we have!!!!!
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