There are some gems there too! Thanks, Alan!
Saw this at IA....too funny! At least it will be to all the mommies and daddies out there :)
Did you hear about the self-help group for compulsive talkers?
It's called On & On Anon.
If swimming is so good for your figure, then how do you explain whales?
I think my mother-in-law belongs to that group! ha!
Oh, these are Hilarious! Thanks DM and Cindy! :-D
A little girl got into a fight with her friend at Sunday School. The teacher reprimanded her and said, "It was Satan who suggested to you to pull your friend's hair."
"Maybe," the girl replied. "But kicking her in the shins was entirely my idea!"
A large company conducted a series of training and safety seminars for its employees.
"Does anyone know what the speed limit is in our parking lot?" the safety officer asked the crowd of employees.
A long silence followed, then one of them spoke up. "That depends," a woman said. "Do you mean coming to work or leaving?"
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