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Permalink Reply by Dawn Marie on
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Permalink Reply by David Kaftal on
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Amen!
Dawn Marie said:
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The joke about the larcenous accountants and engineers reminded me of one that Bishop Sheen used to tell. I think I posted it on this thread a couple of years ago, but it's been long enough that I'm going to take the liberty of dusting it off and recycling it.
A pickpocket once stole a priest's wristwatch and afterwards went to Confession to the same priest. In the confessional he told the priest that he had stolen somebody's watch. "I don't know what came over me, Father," he said. "I know it was wrong to take it. I... I... [embarrassed silence for a moment] ... here, Father, you take it, it doesn't belong to me."
The priest replied, "No, no, I can't accept it. You need to give it back to the person you stole it from."
"But Father," said the pickpocket, "I offered it to him but he said he didn't want it."
"Well, in that case," said the priest, "you can keep it."
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oh my gosh that is funny!
David Kaftal said:The joke about the larcenous accountants and engineers reminded me of one that Bishop Sheen used to tell. I think I posted it on this thread a couple of years ago, but it's been long enough that I'm going to take the liberty of dusting it off and recycling it.
A pickpocket once stole a priest's wristwatch and afterwards went to Confession to the same priest. In the confessional he told the priest that he had stolen somebody's watch.
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Permalink Reply by Alley on
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HAHAHAHAHA LOL Poor Father!
David Kaftal said:The joke about the larcenous accountants and engineers reminded me of one that Bishop Sheen used to tell. I think I posted it on this thread a couple of years ago, but it's been long enough that I'm going to take the liberty of dusting it off and recycling it.
A pickpocket once stole a priest's wristwatch and afterwards went to Confession to the same priest. In the confessional he told the priest that he had stolen somebody's watch. "I don't know what came over me, Father," he said. "I know it was wrong to take it. I... I... [embarrassed silence for a moment] ... here, Father, you take it, it doesn't belong to me."
The priest replied, "No, no, I can't accept it. You need to give it back to the person you stole it from."
"But Father," said the pickpocket, "I offered it to him but he said he didn't want it."
"Well, in that case," said the priest, "you can keep it."
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Dawn Marie said:
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