Thread for Funnies :)))

[Dawn Marie]

[Flavia Talladen Schott]

Have to copy this. LOL!

Dawn Marie said:

[Alley]

AMEN!

David Kaftal said:

[David Kaftal]

In case you were wondering...

[Dawn Marie]

[Dawn Marie]

Thanks for the info David, I have always wondered about that.

[David Kaftal]

I hope the information is correct. I found it on the website of a drive-thru coffee place. I did find another figure for brewed coffee when I looked around a little more. It was bit higher — 110 mg. instead of 95. I guess it depends on the size of the "cup" of coffee.

[Nicola Wansink]

Here are some gems from a little old book I have called Schoolboy & Other Howlers (Howlers are mostly

"happy accidents "made in answer to exam questions)

Joie de vivre.   Whisky

Pas de deux.     Father of twins.

Nota Bene.        Stony broke

Cherchez la femme.   Hunting for women.

Sursum corda.     I double hearts.

Ex animo.    Out of his mind.

 Asked what a "myth" was, a boy wrote, "A Spynthter that lysphs"

No Queen sat on a thorn longer than Queen Victoria. She did it for more than sixty years.

Pompei was submerged by an overflow of saliva from the Vatican.

[Dawn Marie]

Just for you Peter :)

[Dawn Marie]

teeheehee

Nicola Wansink said:

Here are some gems from a little old book I have called Schoolboy & Other Howlers (Howlers are mostly

"happy accidents "made in answer to exam questions)

Joie de vivre.   Whisky

Pas de deux.     Father of twins.

Nota Bene.        Stony broke

Cherchez la femme.   Hunting for women.

Sursum corda.     I double hearts.

Ex animo.    Out of his mind.

 Asked what a "myth" was, a boy wrote, "A Spynthter that lysphs"

No Queen sat on a thorn longer than Queen Victoria. She did it for more than sixty years.

Pompei was submerged by an overflow of saliva from the Vatican.

[David Kaftal]

More test answers...

[Alley]

LOL Those were great lol

[Flavia Talladen Schott]

LOL! I read this twice now and the fun is not ceasing! 

Cathleen said:

Here is one more.  In my former life I trained as an accountant....and have been married to an engineer for 27 years.  :-)

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A Train Ticket

Some large accounting and engineering conventions were being held in the same city. On the train to the conventions, there were both accountants and engineers. Each of the engineers had his/her own train ticket. But the accountants had only ONE ticket for all of them. The engineers started laughing and snickering. The accountants ignored the laughter.

Then, one of the accountants said, "Here comes the conductor". All of the accountants piled into the bathroom. The engineers were puzzled. The conductor came aboard and collected tickets from all the engineers. He went to the bathroom, knocked on the door, and said "Ticket please". An accountant stuck their only ticket under the door. The conductor took the ticket and left. A few minutes later, the accountants emerged from the bathroom. The engineers felt really stupid.

On the way back from the convention, the  engineers had ONE ticket for their group. They started snickering at the accountants, who had NO tickets amongst them. When the accountant lookout shouted "Conductor coming!” all the accountants again piled into a bathroom. All of the engineers went into another bathroom. Then, before the conductor came on board, one of the accountants left the bathroom, knocked on the other bathroom, and said "Ticket please".