Thread for Funnies :)))

[Dawn Marie]

[Alley]

LOL No truer words have ever been spoken. LOL 

That is going on my Frig lol 

[David Kaftal]

Only poachers need fear hunting with a game warden.

[Cathleen]

"Be vewy, vewy quiet........I am hunting wabbit!"

David Kaftal said:

Only poachers need fear hunting with a game warden.

[David Kaftal]

This is a problem that is going around,

A.A.A.D.D..
KNOW THE SYMPTOMS!
Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys on the table,
put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
and notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back
on the table and take out the garbage first...

But then I think,
since I'm going to be near the mailbox
when I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my check book off the table,
and see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
so I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks,
but first I need to push the Pepsi aside
so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

The Pepsi is getting warm,
and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi,
a vase of flowers on the counter
catches my eye--they need water.

I put the Pepsi on the counter and
discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk,
but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter,
fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I'll be looking for the remote,
but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers,
but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back on the table,
get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to
remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:
the car isn't washed
the bills aren't paid
there is a warm can of
Pepsi sitting on the counter
the flowers don't have enough water,
there is still only 1 check in my check book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
and I don't remember what I did with the car keys
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day,
and I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem,
and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail....

Do me a favor.
Forward this message to everyone you know,
because I don't remember who I've sent it to.

Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming! P..S I don't remember who sent it to me, so if it was you, I'm sorry...

[Alley]

LOL That's me now I'm not proud I'll admit it. lol 

[Dawn Marie]

Do me a favor.
Forward this message to everyone you know,
because I don't remember who I've sent it to.

F-u-n-n-y!

[Cathleen]

Ding, ding, ding!  Winner, winner, Chicken dinner!

LOVE IT!  This is my day in a nutshell!

Thank you, David!  :-D

David Kaftal said:

This is a problem that is going around,

A.A.A.D.D..
KNOW THE SYMPTOMS!
Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

[Dawn Marie]

Courtesy of Joseph Wilson...

[Alley]

haha lol

[David Kaftal]

[Dawn Marie]

Courtesy of Joseph Wilson :)

[Dawn Marie]