Thread for Funnies :)))

[Dawn Marie]

[Alley]

Yeah lol

[David Kaftal]

I used to live in Clearwater, Florida. The roaches there are called "Palmetto bugs," and they're large enough to pick up a Chihuahua and fly off with it.

[David Kaftal]

A former Marine Corps Sergeant took a new job as a school teacher, but just before the school year started he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable.

On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart aleck punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and decided to see how tough he really was, before trying any pranks. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk.

When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.

.....Dead silence... He had no trouble with discipline that year.

[Alley]

WOW lol 

[Dawn Marie]

[Dawn Marie]

[David Kaftal]

You know, as I get older, my thoughts turn more and towards the here after. For example, I'll go into the kitchen, and I'll ask myself, "What am I here after?

[Alley]

Yeah me too lol

[Dawn Marie]

Likewise :)

Alley said:

Yeah me too lol

[Dawn Marie]

[Alley]

:)

[David Kaftal]