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Permalink Reply by Dawn Marie on
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A little brevity in so serious of times.........
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Permalink Reply by Cathleen on
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Ok, things have been grim lately.......time for some lighter news and another in a series of "Peter" jokes!!!!
Since the summer holidays were fast approaching "Down Under," Peter decided that his house needed a paint job. A few days later, Peter's neighbors were startled and a little alarmed at seeing Peter, out in the Aussie heat, painting his house while wearing not one, but TWO winter coats. When asked why he was doing that, Peter replied, "BUT the paint can said to put on two coats!"
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Peter's philosophy of Life: "It's better to be healthy than wise. Being sick costs you money. You can be stupid for free."
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HEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEE
I love you Peter, but I missed these jokes!
Cathleen said:Ok, things have been grim lately.......time for some lighter news and another in a series of "Peter" jokes!!!!
Since the summer holidays were fast approaching "Down Under," Peter decided that his house needed a paint job. A few days later, Peter's neighbors were startled and a little alarmed at seeing Peter, out in the Aussie heat, painting his house while wearing not one, but TWO winter coats. When asked why he was doing that, Peter replied, "BUT the paint can said to put on two coats!"
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Peter and Alan were sitting around the Crusaders Condo Complex discussing the worrisome economy.
Peter: " I have a diversified portfolio for my investments."Alan: "Oh, really? How does that work out for you?"
Peter: "Well, now I can watch my money go down the drain in six different sinks!"
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After finishing up his paint job on his house, and taking a nice shower to get rid of the paint and sweat, Peter decided that he needed a shave and haircut (for two bits).
He wandered down the street to the new hair shoppe at the Crusaders Condo Complex.....the stylist / barber looked suspiciously familiar (me!) but Peter wasn't sure....
Peter settled down into the chair and told the stylist / barber what he wanted. Much to Peter's alarm, she promptly started sharpening her razors very vigorously on a strap.
Noting Peter's alarm, I said: "Oh, don't worry! I've been doing this for 35 years and never lost an ear!"
Peter nervously replied, "But what about your customers?"
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Cathleen said:After finishing up his paint job on his house, and taking a nice shower to get rid of the paint and sweat, Peter decided that he needed a shave and haircut (for two bits).
He wandered down the street to the new hair shoppe at the Crusaders Condo Complex.....the stylist / barber looked suspiciously familiar (me!) but Peter wasn't sure....
Peter settled down into the chair and told the stylist / barber what he wanted. Much to Peter's alarm, she promptly started sharpening her razors very vigorously on a strap.
Noting Peter's alarm, I said: "Oh, don't worry! I've been doing this for 35 years and never lost an ear!"
Peter nervously replied, "But what about your customers?"
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