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Permalink Reply by Cathleen on
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We haven't had a "Peter" joke in awhile....so look out!
An attorney (Peter) phoned the governor (DM) just after midnight, insisting that he had to talk to him about a matter of utmost urgency.
An aide (Alley) eventually agreed to wake up the governor.
"So, what is it?" grumbled DM (very sleepily)
"Judge Garber has just died," said Peter in a rush, "and I want to take his place!"
Gov. DM thought it over for a minute and then said, "Well, if it's OK with the undertaker, it's OK with me."
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An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Italian anisette sprinkle cookies, wafting up the stairs.
He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself up off the bed.
Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom. With an even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled down the stairs. With labored breath, leaning against the door frame, he gazed into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he thought he was already in Heaven.....for there before him, spread out on wax paper all over the kitchen table, were literally hundreds of his favorite Italian anisette sprinkle cookies!
Was it Heaven? Or just a final act of heroic love from his devoted Italian wife of 60 years, seeing to it that he left this life a happy man?
Mustering one last great effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of cookie was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life.
The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a cookie at the edge of the table....when suddenly it was smacked with a spatula by his wife!
"Don'na touch!" she said, "Those are'a for da funeral!"
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Permalink Reply by Dawn Marie on
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Ya know this is meant as a funny, and it is, however for us dego's out there....it isn't so impossible to happen that way (the ending I mean). LOLOLOL
Cathleen said:An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Italian anisette sprinkle cookies, wafting up the stairs.
He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself up off the bed.
Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom. With an even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled down the stairs. With labored breath, leaning against the door frame, he gazed into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he thought he was already in Heaven.....for there before him, spread out on wax paper all over the kitchen table, were literally hundreds of his favorite Italian anisette sprinkle cookies!
Was it Heaven? Or just a final act of heroic love from his devoted Italian wife of 60 years, seeing to it that he left this life a happy man?
Mustering one last great effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of cookie was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life.
The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a cookie at the edge of the table....when suddenly it was smacked with a spatula by his wife!
"Don'na touch!" she said, "Those are'a for da funeral!"
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Ohhhh I've missed the Peter funnies...teehee.
Cathleen said:We haven't had a "Peter" joke in awhile....so look out!
An attorney (Peter) phoned the governor (DM) just after midnight, insisting that he had to talk to him about a matter of utmost urgency.
An aide (Alley) eventually agreed to wake up the governor.
"So, what is it?" grumbled DM (very sleepily)
"Judge Garber has just died," said Peter in a rush, "and I want to take his place!"
Gov. DM thought it over for a minute and then said, "Well, if it's OK with the undertaker, it's OK with me."
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Which part, DM, the cookies bringing him back to life....or the spatula? (or both!) LOL!
Dawn Marie said:Ya know this is meant as a funny, and it is, however for us dego's out there....it isn't so impossible to happen that way (the ending I mean). LOLOLOL
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Peter has probably been breathing a sigh of relief......NO MORE!
Look out, Mr. Baxter!
Dawn Marie said:
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Oh without blinking an eye, I have to say BOTH! ROFL
Here is a pic of my adorably chubby Italian Aunt Julie (may she rest in peace) with myUncle Roy, Uncle Tony, Aunt Angie and my sister when she was little. When I read the joke all I could think was, yep, I can see Aunt Julie doing just that. Ohhh too funny!
Cathleen said:Which part, DM, the cookies bringing him back to life....or the spatula? (or both!) LOL!
Dawn Marie said:Ya know this is meant as a funny, and it is, however for us dego's out there....it isn't so impossible to happen that way (the ending I mean). LOLOLOL
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Permalink Reply by Alley on
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I laughed for a long time with this one.
Sorry Peter but we have missed the Peter funnies....
D move over and pass the pop corn tee hee
Cathleen said:We haven't had a "Peter" joke in awhile....so look out!
An attorney (Peter) phoned the governor (DM) just after midnight, insisting that he had to talk to him about a matter of utmost urgency.
An aide (Alley) eventually agreed to wake up the governor.
"So, what is it?" grumbled DM (very sleepily)
"Judge Garber has just died," said Peter in a rush, "and I want to take his place!"
Gov. DM thought it over for a minute and then said, "Well, if it's OK with the undertaker, it's OK with me."
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My youngest daughter is Julie. She is my little sunshine, but she is feisty too.
May God grant eternal rest to your Aunt. Those happy, fond memories are treasured jewels.
I've met and /or have MANY aunties of several nationalities who wouldn't hesitate to use their spatulas like that! ROFL
Dawn Marie said:Oh without blinking an eye, I have to say BOTH! ROFL
Here is a pic of my adorably chubby Italian Aunt Julie (may she rest in peace) with my Uncle Roy, Uncle Tony, Aunt Angie and my sister when she was little. When I read the joke all I could think was, yep, I can see Aunt Julie doing just that. Ohhh too funny!
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Where is that Swagman Peter? Camping by his billibong, eating large handfuls of peanuts, no doubt.
We miss you!
Alley said:I laughed for a long time with this one.
Sorry Peter but we have missed the Peter funnies....
D move over and pass the pop corn tee hee
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