Thread for Funnies :)))
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Permalink Reply by Dawn Marie on
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Permalink Reply by Cathleen on
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Did you hear about the couple found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in?
They had gone to see "Closed for the Winter."
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I don't mind running into debt. It's running into my creditors that's embarrassing!
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This is something my son would do.....he has NO sense of direction!
A hunting guide told his group, "We're lost."
"How can we be lost?" one hunter exclaimed. "You said you were the best guide in Maine!"
"I am," replied the guide, "but now we are in Canada."
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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what are the others here for?
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Those were great! Thanks Cathleen, I love one liner (or two line) zingers teehee.
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A young actor from Down Under named Peter desperately wanted to perform "Hamlet." So he formed a company of fellow Aussies and went to the Crusaders condo complex to put on a play.
When he returned to Sydney, a friend noticed that Peter seemed sad.
"What's the matter?" the friend asked. "Didn't they appreciate your performance?"
"They didn't seem to," replied Peter.
"At all? Didn't they even ask you to come out in front of the curtain at the end?"
"Actually they dared me to."
(And we all know WHO was in the audience, eating peanuts and cracking "Peter" jokes!) ;-D
Peter, oh Peter, wherefore art thou? We miss you on this "Funnies" thread.
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Yeah where is that Peter?
Come out, come out where ever you are :)
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"In an effort to lure Peter back, the Crusaders Funnies have decided to put out some awful jokes, hoping to provoke a response!"
I always wanted to be somebody, but I guess I should have been more specific!
Why not have your cake and eat it too? It's cake. What else are you going to do with it?
My cooking is so awful that even the smoke alarm cheers me on!
A kind woman found a lost little boy in the park. "What is your name, sweetheart?" she asked.
"Peter," the boy replied in an Aussie accent.
"Can you tell me your full name?" she asked, hoping to find his parents.
The boy thought for a moment, then brightened up and replied, "Peter Stop That."
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Peter you're being paged teehee.
Those were hysterical, thanks Cathleen! ( especially liked the cooking one giggles)
Cathleen said:"In an effort to lure Peter back, the Crusaders Funnies have decided to put out some awful jokes, hoping to provoke a response!"
I always wanted to be somebody, but I guess I should have been more specific!
Why not have your cake and eat it too? It's cake. What else are you going to do with it?
My cooking is so awful that even the smoke alarm cheers me on!
A kind woman found a lost little boy in the park. "What is your name, sweetheart?" she asked.
"Peter," the boy replied in an Aussie accent.
"Can you tell me your full name?" she asked, hoping to find his parents.
The boy thought for a moment, then brightened up and replied, "Peter Stop That."
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