Thread for Funnies :)))
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Permalink Reply by Peter Baxter on
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I know of a girl called Cathleen
Who thinks on crusaders she’s funny
But all know she is a bit mean
When she picks on this poor bunny
For poor Peter has done no wrong
But nay she still loves to spoil his day
If only we could send her to Hong Kong
Where she wouldn’t give poor Peter a spray
If only DM and Alley are aware
That she is out to get poor Peter
But alas they too know it is clear
That this poor critter is no St Peter!
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Permalink Reply by Cathleen on
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Why was Peter so pleased with himself at finishing the jigsaw puzzle of Sydney skyline?
Because it said 3-4 years on the box, and he finished it in 6 months.
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Permalink Reply by Dawn Marie on
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This is pretty funny stuff---it reminds me of 2 Irishmen (woman) going at it in an Irish pub. All in good fun of course.
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Cathleen walked into a department store and asked to buy a PM radio.
Peter the Salesman was a bit confused but thought maybe this was some sort of crazy new American radio. Peter asked, "What does this radio do?"
Cathleen replied, "It plays at night. I already have an AM radio for the daytime."
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Cathleen accidentally locked her three friends: DM, Alley and Susan in her car.
She called Peter the Locksmith to get them out. He charged her triple the rate since he unlocked three doors to get the three of them out.
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Peter glanced up from his newspaper to see his neighbor at the Crusaders Condo Complex walk to her mail box. Cathleen opened the box, slammed it shut and then walked back inside with an angry look on her face.
Five minutes later she was back outside doing the same thing.
After watching this several times, Peter couldn't stand it any more and walked over to ask Cathleen what she was doing.
Cathleen said she had to keep checking her box because her computer kept saying, "You've got mail!"
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I can hear the drum now LOLOL dadada
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