Thread for Funnies :)))
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Permalink Reply by Cathleen on
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Dispatcher: "9-1-1. What is the nature of your emergency?"
Caller: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!"
Dispatcher: "Is this her first child?"
Caller: "No, you idiot, this is her husband!"
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Ok, this groaner is for Alan and Bill......
"You'll never believe what happened to me yesterday," said Alan to Bill. "I fell over 40 feet!"
"Oh, no!" exclaimed Bill. "How in the world did that happen?"
"Well," replied Alan, "I was trying to get to my seat in a crowded movie theater."
(Ba-da-Boom!)
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Permalink Reply by 3n21tr41n50ql on
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What's the longest word in the English language?
'Smiles'
Do you know why?
There's a mile between the two s's.
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What has 4 legs, sharp claws, big fangs, wings and kind of hairy all over?
I don't know! What?
I don't know either, but it just landed on your shoulder!
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If the plural of mouse is mice
And plural of louse is lice
Why isn't the plural of house, hice?
Or the plural of spouse, spice?
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For our tenth anniversary my wife wanted me to take her someplace she'd never been before. Wanna know where I took her? To the kitchen.
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Why did the businessman invest in corduroy pillows?
Because they were making headlines!
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Permalink Reply by Dawn Marie on
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Idiots...rofl
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Bill and Cathleen,
Those were seriously funny!
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Silly!
PART 1
PART 2 (even sillier)
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While shopping at the Apple store, I accidentally passed gas. Everyone in the store was giving me dirty looks, and the Apple store security team asked me to leave. I told them it wouldn't have been so bad if they only had Windows.
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