Thread for Funnies :)))
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Permalink Reply by Cathleen on
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The Sunday school teacher decided to have her young students learn by heart key Bible passages. She gave them a month and then would have them recite for their parents at the end-of-the-year program. Try as he might, little Alan was having trouble remembering his assignment: Psalm 23. After much practice he could barely get past the first line.
On the big day, one by one the children came up and each recited their passage. Little Alan was so nervous that when it was his turn he stepped up to the microphone and said very proudly, "The Lord is my shepherd,... and that's all I need to know."
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Permalink Reply by Dawn Marie on
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giggles!
Sometimes truth is even found in humor! "The Lord is my shepherd,... and that's all I need to know."
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I thought the joke was cute....I can picture some of my little ones saying things like that! :-D I didn't have a good pun this time, so I threw in Alan's name as part of the joke! ;-D Hope you don't mind the tease, Alan! But I think you are one who enjoys a good joke. :-D
I know things have been "a bit unsettling" lately, with all that is happening in the Church and the world...and it is still Lent....but I find I need a good laugh now and then or I will get "too down."
Wishing you all a good remainder of Lent and a fruitful Holy Week. Easter greetings to come!
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Black Smoke!
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He hasn't seen it yet but I'm sure he'll get a kick out of it :)))
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All the Mom's in our group can relate to this one! ;-D
Mom proudly placed the tuna casserole on the table in from of her family and dinner guests.
Her youngest son piped up, "What's that?"
She said that it was tuna casserole and that he had eaten it before.
"Did I like it?" he replied.
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Permalink Reply by Alan on
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My wife said you put up some good ones, she was right! I have to open my funnies treasure chest and get movin on somore puns and knee slappers.
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Permalink Reply by 35nd93pnh50uu on
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I learnt this joke at a Summer camp and for some reason I've always remembered it.
There were three boys. There names were Manners, Trouble and Shut-up. Manners got run over by a car, Trouble got lost in the woods and Shut-up went to the police station.
Policeman: What's your name?
Shut-up: Shut-up
Policeman: I said what's your name?!
Shut-up: Shut-up
Policeman: Where are your manners?
Shut-up: He got run over by a car.
Policeman: Are you looking for trouble?
Shut-up: Yes I am!
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