Thread for Funnies :)))
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Permalink Reply by Dawn Marie on
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Permalink Reply by Cathleen on
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Now before anyone says anything, I found this in an old Irish newspaper years ago!
An Englishman, a Welshman and an Irishman see a sign in a travel agent's window: "Florida - return trip, only 25 euros." They say, "This is cheap! Let's try it."The next day they are rowing across the Atlantic.
The Englishman says, "I don't think much of this for a holiday."
The Welshman says, "I don't suppose it will be too bad. I expect they will fly us back."
"They didn't last year," replies the Irishman.
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Permalink Reply by Birgitta on
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That was so funny! I wonder if he really sent the videos? It wouldn't surprise me.
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During a visit to a mental hospital, I asked the director "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?"
"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a tea cup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said, "a rational person would use a bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or teacup."
"No," said the director, "A rational person would pull the plug on the drain of the tub. Would you like a bed near the window?"
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Hanging in the hallway of the local high school are the basketball team pictures from the last 40 years. A player in the center of each picture holds a basketball identifying the year: "62-63, 63-64, 64-65, etc."
One day the principal saw a freshman looking curiously at the photos.
Turning to the principal, the teen said, "Isn't it strange how the teams always lost by one point?"
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Please take this all with a grain of salt!
Three men married three wives from three different states.
The first man married a gal from Michigan. He told her she was to do the dishes and the house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and all the dishes put away.
The second man married a lady from Kentucky. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the dishes, cooking and cleaning. The first day he didn't see any results. On the second day things were a little better. By the third day he came home to a clean house, dishes sparkling and a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from New Jersey. He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes and laundry washed, lawn mowed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
The first day he couldn't see anything. The second day he didn't see anything either.
By the third day the swelling had gone down and he could see a little bit out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough so he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
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