Thread for Funnies :)))
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Permalink Reply by Alley on
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LOL
Cathleen said:Approximately 40 years from now........give or take........
An old man (Peter) was sitting and talking to his friends (DM, Alley & Gloria). "Yep! I'll be 98 years old tomorrow, and I haven't an enemy in this world!"
"Oh, that is wonderful," replied DM.
"Yep!" said Peter. "I've out-lived every single one of 'em!"
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Permalink Reply by Cathleen on
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Approximately 50 years ago......give or take......
Mrs. Baxter (Peter's long-suffering mother) had a little girl who had a terrible case of the 'flu. She had a high fever, aches all over and a sore throat. After waiting for over an hour, Mrs. Baxter and her daughter finally got to see the doctor.
The doctor checked Little Miss Baxter all over and asked her, "Well, what seems to be bothering you the most?"
"My brother Peter," answered Little Miss Baxter. "He always breaks all my toys!"
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Peter's boss (Cathleen) called him into her office at the Crusaders Condo Complex. Grabbing a large handful of peanuts, Peter sat down.
"We both know you're not the brightest spark here, Peter," Cathleen said, "but over the past few years you have never been sick or late, and I think you deserve a reward. How does a brand new car sound?"
"Vroom! Vroooom!" replied Peter.
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Permalink Reply by Dawn Marie on
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....the handful of peanuts dropped me to floor laughing, it just hit my funny bone!
Peter we love you!
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Alan was taking an evening stroll around the Crusaders Condo Complex when he saw Peter sitting on the stairs, looking glum and eating peanuts.
"Hey, Peter! What's the matter? Why are you looking so glum?" asked Alan.
"Oh, Alan," replied Peter, "Cathleen and I had some words."
"Aw, that's too bad," sympathized Alan.
"Yeah," said Peter, eating more peanuts. "The problem is that I didn't get the chance to use any of mine."
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I've tried to behave.....but since our dearly beloved Peter (cough, cough .....makes it sound like he's dead or something...).....since it's his birthday tomorrow --or maybe it's already today, Down Under....here's something special just for Peter!
Peter strolled into Alley's very busy florist shop. On the front window was a very large sign: "Say It With Flowers!"
Helping himself to the free peanuts on the counter, Peter said "I'd like one rose, wrapped in paper, please."
"Just one rose, sir?" asked Alley (to make sure -- you never can tell with Peter)
"Yes, ma'am," replied Peter. "I'm a man of few words."
Happy Birthday, Peter!
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