Thread for Funnies :)))
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Permalink Reply by Dawn Marie on
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Permalink Reply by Cathleen on
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Peter was standing in the elevator when a very pretty girl came rushing in, talking on her phone.
"Look, I'm sorry," she said into the phone, "I really can't talk right now. There's a cute guy in the elevator."
Feeling VERY flattered, Peter started straightening his tie.
The girl hung up and said to Peter, "Sorry about that fib. I had to find some way to get rid of that woman on the other end of the line."
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Oh where, O where has our little Peter gone? Oh where, O where can he be???
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Maybe this will flush him out......
One sunny afternoon at the Crusaders Condo Complex, Peter and Alan were sitting outside. Peter (as usual) was griping to poor Alan:
"Ya know, Alan, I just dunno what to buy for my wife any more. First she wanted a mink, so I got her one. Then she wants a silver fox, so I get her one of them too. She still isn't happy, and now the condo is full of animals."
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Maybe the photo above should read "Last Known Photo of PETER!" That would explain why he's missing! :-o
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Approximately 40 years from now........give or take........
An old man (Peter) was sitting and talking to his friends (DM, Alley & Gloria). "Yep! I'll be 98 years old tomorrow, and I haven't an enemy in this world!"
"Oh, that is wonderful," replied DM.
"Yep!" said Peter. "I've out-lived every single one of 'em!"
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LOLOLOLOL
(Peter throwing tomatos, giggles)
Cathleen said:Approximately 40 years from now........give or take........
An old man (Peter) was sitting and talking to his friends (DM, Alley & Gloria). "Yep! I'll be 98 years old tomorrow, and I haven't an enemy in this world!"
"Oh, that is wonderful," replied DM.
"Yep!" said Peter. "I've out-lived every single one of 'em!"
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