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Permalink Reply by Peter Baxter on
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When Cathleen was studying law at the Waltzing Matilda College of Australia, a professor of Peanuts, whose name was Peter, liked to tease and try his humour out on his students. Cathleen never laughed, not even a giggle, as he expected... there were always "snigers" and sly jokes in return. Her friends DM and Alley always laughed and cheered at the responses Cathleen’s which really irritated Peter.
One day, Peter was having lunch at the dining room of the University, and Cathleen came along with her friends, DM and Alley and sat next to Professor Peter. Professor Peter said, " Cathleen, you do not understand pigs and a bird do not sit together to eat." Cathleen looked at him as an American signing up for Obamas health insurance and calmly replied, "You do not worry Professor. We’ll fly away," and she went and sat at another table.
Peter, reddened with rage, decided to take revenge on the next test paper, but Cathleen responded brilliantly to all questions. Peter, unhappy and frustrated, asked her the following question. Cathleen, if you were walking down the street and found a package, and within was a bag of wisdom and another bag with a lot of money, which
one would you take?"
Without hesitating, Cathleen responded, "The one with the money, of course."
Peter, smiling sarcastically said, "I, in your place, would have taken the wisdom, don't you think?"
Cathleen shrugged indifferently and responded, "Each one takes what he doesn't have."So great was his anger that he wrote on Cathleen's exam sheet the word "idiot" and gave it to Cathleen. Cathleen took the exam sheet and sat down at his desk trying very hard to remain calm while he contemplated his next move.
A few minutes later, Cathleen got up, went to the professor and said to him in a dignified but sarcastically polite tone, "Peter, you signed the sheet, but you did not give me the grade."Happy Mothers Day
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Permalink Reply by Cathleen on
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one!! :-D
I read somewhere that it's better to suffer in this life than in the fires of Purgatory afterwards. So you can thank me, dear Peter, for shortening your Purgatory! ;-D
"Waltzing, Matilda......WALTZING, MATILDA.......You'll come a'waltzing, Matilda, with MMMMMMEEEEEE!"
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Man climbs to the top of Sydney Opera House
Tourists clapped as police on ropes escorted a man who had climbed to the top of the Sydney Opera House back to ground level in a dramatic rescue, according to reports. The man climbed a sail of the iconic building on Sunday in an apparent protest but was successfully talked into coming down with two officers as police helicopters circled overhead. Laura Finlay, an Irish construction worker in Sydney on a working holiday visa, said her group of friends spotted the man while they were sightseeing in the area.
He was just kind of walking up and down [the sails]. He was smoking a cigarette and drinking from a can - we don't know if it was alcohol or not," Ms Finlay said..
"He was there for at least an hour ... people were taking pictures and recording video. Then the police arrived and cleared the area, and everyone had to leave."
Another bystander said the man, who was wearing a South Sydney Rabbitohs jersey, was yelling down to police and "mentioned he was at one stage in the armed forces". Security had no idea how he got up there," the witness said, adding that the man appeared to have left his wallet on the ground and security personnel were using it to try to establish his identity.
"He seemed intoxicated."
Police have declined to comment on the incident.
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Professor Peanuts (aka Peter) dreaded his Tuesday class at the Waltzing Matilda College of Australia, which was filled with some of the densest students he had ever encountered. One morning, he spent a painful hour explaining the finer points of Aussie Law to Cathleen, DM and Alley. When he asked if anyone had any questions, there was a long silence before Cathleen put up her hand.
"Could you put that in a nutshell for me?" she asked.
Feeling frustration rising in him, Prof. Peanuts (aka Peter) retorted, "Just get it into your brain. Then it will be in a nutshell."
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Permalink Reply by Dawn Marie on
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I don't know how you two come up with these but they are really funny!
Thank you, today was a day which was in need of some good humor!
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Truth is stranger than fiction sometimes.....the story about the guy who climbed on top of the Sidney Opera House is true. I don't know if Peter was involved or not....but thought to blame him anyway!
Glad you like the chuckles. Peter is always fun to tease! Laughter makes a merry heart.
My next business is going to be the Roadkill Grill, just for Peter. You kill 'em, we grill 'em! ;-D
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uh oh look out Peter! Incoming LOL
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