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Permalink Reply by Cathleen on
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DM went North to visit some family and friends, and because she missed the pretty snow.
While driving her car, a sudden snow snowstorm came up and DM couldn't see where she was at. But she didn't panic - not our DM! She remembered what someone had told her: If you ever become lost in a snowstorm, wait for a plow truck and follow it.
Sure enough, pretty soon along comes a plow truck, so DM started to follow it.
She followed the plow truck for about 45 minutes.
Finally the driver stopped, got out of his truck and asked her what she was doing.
DM explained about the advice to follow a plow truck when lost in a snow storm.
The plow truck driver nodded and then said, "Well, lady, I'm done with the Wal-Mart lot. Wanna follow me over to Best Buy now?"
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Permalink Reply by Dawn Marie on
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Giggles!
Cathleen said:DM went North to visit some family and friends, and because she missed the pretty snow.
While driving her car, a sudden snow snowstorm came up and DM couldn't see where she was at. But she didn't panic - not our DM! She remembered what someone had told her: If you ever become lost in a snowstorm, wait for a plow truck and follow it.
Sure enough, pretty soon along comes a plow truck, so DM started to follow it.
She followed the plow truck for about 45 minutes.
Finally the driver stopped, got out of his truck and asked her what she was doing.
DM explained about the advice to follow a plow truck when lost in a snow storm.
The plow truck driver nodded and then said, "Well, lady, I'm done with the Wal-Mart lot. Wanna follow me over to Best Buy now?"
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Permalink Reply by Alley on
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LOL beer and phone ain't that the truth! I love the phone myself.
O how sweet!!
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Alley was away all weekend at a religious conference. During a break, she decided to call home collect.
One of her younger children picked up the phone and heard a stranger's voice say: "We have Alley on the line. Will you accept the charges?"
Frantic, he dropped the phone and ran outside hollering, "Dad, Dad! They've got Mom! And they want money!"
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Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
"C'mon, Peter, time to get up for school."
"I don't wanna go, Mom."
"Oh, Peter, give me two good reasons why you don't want to go."
"Ok! The kids hate me, for one. And the teachers don't like me either!"
"Oh, that's not good reasons to miss school. Now, c'mon....get up and get dressed. You'll be late!"
Peter sulkily replied, "Ok, then give me two good reasons why I should go to school!"
"Well, for one, you are 56-years-old and for the other, you are the principal."
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I can't see, I'm laughing so hard!
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Laughing I missed this one
Cathleen said:Alley was away all weekend at a religious conference. During a break, she decided to call home collect.
One of her younger children picked up the phone and heard a stranger's voice say: "We have Alley on the line. Will you accept the charges?"
Frantic, he dropped the phone and ran outside hollering, "Dad, Dad! They've got Mom! And they want money!"
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