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Permalink Reply by Cathleen on
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A teacher asked her students, "If you had one dollar and you asked your parents for another dollar, how many dollars would you have?"
Little Alan raised his hand and said, "One dollar."
The teacher shook her head and said, "You don't know your arithmetic."
Little Alan replied, "You don't know my parents."
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On a brutally hot summer day, a man saw a father and his three children playing miniature golf.
"Who's winning?" he cheerfully asked them.
"I am!" said one child.
"No, I am," replied another.
"Me! Me! I am!" exclaimed the third.
"No," muttered the father, "their mother is."
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Permalink Reply by Dawn Marie on
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Like, like!!! LOL
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Permalink Reply by Peter Baxter on
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Does look like the Wong's baby, Sum Ting Wong
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On my first visit to my girl's house, I waited in the living room while she prepared a snack in the kitchen.
Left alone, I noticed a small, attractive vase on the mantelpiece. I picked it up and was looking at it when my girl walked back in.
"What's this?" I asked.
"Oh, my father's ashes are in there," she said.
"Oh! I'm so sorry..."
"Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen and get an ashtray."
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"So, what's the matter?" Alley asked DM one morning over coffee. "I thought you just got back from a nice relaxing fishing trip with your husband."
"Oh, everything went wrong," said DM.
"First, he said I talked so loud I would scare the fish."
"Then he said I was using the wrong kind of bait and then that I was reeling in in too soon."
"Oh, that's too bad," sympathized Alley.
"Well," said DM, "all that might have been all right, but to make matters worse I ended up catching the most fish!"
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