Thread for Funnies :)))
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Permalink Reply by Alley on
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Maybe even demanding your attention! She seems to be right on top of things lol
(girl after my own heart) teehee
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Permalink Reply by 3n21tr41n50ql on
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True story:
When I was in high school I was over at my aunt and uncle's house. Aunt Paula had just made us all her famous meatball heros--we are Italians--and we were settling in watching an old movie starring a very beautiful Sophia Loren.
At the beginning of a commercial, uncle Reggie turned to Aunt Paula, and with a sly grin on his lips he said in his raspy, lsmft, heavily New Yawk voice, "ya know, deah, if I'd a stayed in Itly after WWII, I coulda aksed a pretty Italian girl like dat to marry me."
Aunt Paula smiled and said, "but instead you came home and asked a beautiful Italian girl to marry you!"
Uncle Reggie looked at her dead-pan and said, "yeah, but she turned me down!"
For the record, aunt Paula and uncle Reggie were two of the most happily married people I have had the pleasure of knowing. Uncle Reg worked hard at construction up until he entered the hospital and his Heavenly reward about 5 years after this story occurred. Pray hard for Aunt Paula who is in her late eighties and battling the ravages of her advanced years.
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Permalink Reply by Cathleen on
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ROFL! Thank you for that great story, Bill! :-D I know quite a few older couples like that.....you can tell the affection behind the teasing. :-D
3 Hail Mary's for your Aunt Paula
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Along the same lines......
An old married couple sat on the couch watching a TV program about death planning. Turning to his wife with a grim expression, the husband said, "Honey, I want you to promise me that if there ever comes a time that I depend on machines and bottled fluids to stay alive, I want you to put an end to it."
"No problem, honey," his wife replied. She promptly rose, turned off the TV and poured his beer down the drain.
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This one is for Alan, our resident punster! :-D
What do you call an unemployed jester?
Nobody's fool!
(ba-da-BOOM!)
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A motorist received a receipt from the police clerk for his traffic fine.
"Oh, come on," he complained. "What am I supposed to do with this?"
"Keep it," the clerk replied. "When you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
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