Thread for Funnies :)))

[Dawn Marie]

[Flavia Talladen Schott]

LOL!!!

David Kaftal said:

The joke about the larcenous accountants and engineers reminded me of one that Bishop Sheen used to tell. I think I posted it on this thread a couple of years ago, but it's been long enough that I'm going to take the liberty of dusting it off and recycling it.

A pickpocket once stole a priest's wristwatch and afterwards went to Confession to the same priest. In the confessional he told the priest that he had stolen somebody's watch. "I don't know what came over me, Father," he said. "I know it was wrong to take it. I... I... [embarrassed silence for a moment] ... here, Father, you take it, it doesn't belong to me."

The priest replied, "No, no, I can't accept it. You need to give it back to the person you stole it from."

"But Father," said the pickpocket, "I offered it to him but he said he didn't want it."

"Well, in that case," said the priest, "you can keep it."

[Flavia Talladen Schott]

Then life would be too boring I guess ... :-)

David Kaftal said:

Dawn Marie said:

[David Kaftal]

[David Kaftal]

Well, that last one didn't seem to strike anyone other than me as amusing.

Perhaps this one will flop as well, too. 

But at least it has a bear in it!

[Alley]

DAVID DAVID DAVID, LOL WELL ACTUALLY WE DO NOT UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER, WE DO NOT EVEN UNDERSTAND

OURSELVES!  BUT IF YOU TELL ANYONE I SAID THAT, I WILL DENY IT!

David Kaftal said:

[Alley]

That is a very interesting Home Security List you have there David. I think I'll take the Bear and the

Batman Costume. Only I live in Oregon so I may replace the Bear with Big Foot and put him in the

Batman Costume! :) And I am also partial to the "Pit of despair!" lol

David Kaftal said:

Well, that last one didn't seem to strike anyone other than me as amusing.

Perhaps this one will flop as well, too. 

But at least it has a bear in it!

[David Kaftal]

And now for something completely different...

[Cathleen]

Reading over her emails in the Crusaders Front Office, Cathleen groaned.  She just finished the latest memo from Peter B.  After all those years learning to sing "Waltzing Matilda" just to goad Peter, he had finally.......FINALLY....admitted to really being from New Zealand and was having a "fair dinkum" time laughing at her expense.

"Here, I thought he was an Aussie!  I'll fix him!" said Cathleen through gritted teeth.  She dialed up Peter's number (completely forgetting about the Date Line and time zones)

"Hullo.." said a very sleepy voice.

"PETER!" squealed Cathleen into the receiver.

Groans were heard on the other end.

"So.....here I thought you were Aussie and tried to be nice to you by singing your "Matilda song" and learn Aussie, and then you admit to being a Kiwi?!" demanded Cathleen with a wicked gleam in her eye,  "What sort of kiwi I might ask?"

Or maybe

Peter, fully awake and irritated now, replied:  "NO!  THIS IS MYSELF!  NOW MAKE LIKE A TREE AND "LEAF!""

[David Kaftal]

Meanwhile, back in the States...

This one and the"Home Security Products" are from a hilarious website, obviousplant.com. The backstory is that the fellow who comes up with these posts them in stores and public places where people see them and at first think they're real. Occasionally one or two of his gags are a bit inappropriate, buy luckily there's not much of that sort of thing on his site.

[Dawn Marie]

That's pretty hilarious David, mostly because there is some truth to it :o

[Dawn Marie]

heeheeheeheehee   Bigfoot in a Batman costume...FUNNY STUFF!

Alley said:

That is a very interesting Home Security List you have there David. I think I'll take the Bear and the

Batman Costume. Only I live in Oregon so I may replace the Bear with Big Foot and put him in the

Batman Costume! :) And I am also partial to the "Pit of despair!" lol

David Kaftal said:

Well, that last one didn't seem to strike anyone other than me as amusing.

Perhaps this one will flop as well, too. 

But at least it has a bear in it!

[David Kaftal]

Here is more deliriously funny humor from Obvious Plant: