PRAYERS TO OUR LADY

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Permalink Reply by Dawn Marie on October 28, 2016 at 2:10pm

A priest from Wisconsin just posted this on Facebook re: Killary Clinton...MSNBC the mainstream media has finally latched on to the wikileaks and is actually reporting on it...real reposrting.

Richard Heilman

Too soon?

I can NOT stop laughing

And wait the new findings on crooked Killary and Billary were found by no less than Chelsea Clinton herself. :o Talk about poetic justice.

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Permalink Reply by Dawn Marie on October 29, 2016 at 4:32am

rofllllllllll

Cathleen said:

Surprisingly enough, "St. Peter" bears a startling resemblence to another "Peter" we all know and love.........when "St. Peter" started eating peanuts, the light bulb went off over The Novena Organizer's head (no, it wasn't a halo)........

Peter Baxter said:

A Novena organizer for the Crusaders of the Immaculate Heart (The Royalty of all Trades) dies in a car accident on her 50th birthday and finds herself at the Pearly Gates.

A brass band is playing, the angels are singing a beautiful hymn, there is a huge crowd cheering and shouting her name, “Cathleen, Cathleen Cathleen” and absolutely everyone wants to shake her hand.

Just when she thinks things can't possibly get any better, Saint Peter himself runs over, apologizes for not greeting her personally at the Pearly Gates, shakes her hand, and says, "Congratulations, we've been waiting a long time for you."

"Totally confused and a little embarrassed, the Novena organizer for the Crusaders of the Immaculate Heart ( The Royalty of all Trades) sheepishly looks at Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I tried to lead a God-fearing life, I loved my family, I tried to obey the 10 Commandments, but congratulations for what? I honestly don't remember doing anything really special when I was alive. Is it because I'm a Novena organizer for the Crusaders of the Immaculate Heart ( The Royalty of all Trades )

"Congratulations for what?" says Saint Peter, totally amazed at the woman's modesty.
"We're celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old! God himself wants to see you!"

Novena organizer for the Crusaders of the Immaculate Heart ( The Royalty of all Trades) is awestruck and can only look at Saint Peter with her mouth wide open.

When she regains her power of speech, she looks up at Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I lived my life in the eternal hope that when I died I would be judged by God and be found to be worthy, but I only lived to be fifty."

"That's simply impossible," says Saint Peter, "We've added up all your time sheets."

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Permalink Reply by Alley on October 30, 2016 at 5:30am

LOL
Dawn Marie said:

rofllllllllll

Cathleen said:

Surprisingly enough, "St. Peter" bears a startling resemblence to another "Peter" we all know and love.........when "St. Peter" started eating peanuts, the light bulb went off over The Novena Organizer's head (no, it wasn't a halo)........

Peter Baxter said:

A Novena organizer for the Crusaders of the Immaculate Heart (The Royalty of all Trades) dies in a car accident on her 50th birthday and finds herself at the Pearly Gates.

A brass band is playing, the angels are singing a beautiful hymn, there is a huge crowd cheering and shouting her name, “Cathleen, Cathleen Cathleen” and absolutely everyone wants to shake her hand.

Just when she thinks things can't possibly get any better, Saint Peter himself runs over, apologizes for not greeting her personally at the Pearly Gates, shakes her hand, and says, "Congratulations, we've been waiting a long time for you."

"Totally confused and a little embarrassed, the Novena organizer for the Crusaders of the Immaculate Heart ( The Royalty of all Trades) sheepishly looks at Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I tried to lead a God-fearing life, I loved my family, I tried to obey the 10 Commandments, but congratulations for what? I honestly don't remember doing anything really special when I was alive. Is it because I'm a Novena organizer for the Crusaders of the Immaculate Heart ( The Royalty of all Trades )

"Congratulations for what?" says Saint Peter, totally amazed at the woman's modesty.
"We're celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old! God himself wants to see you!"

Novena organizer for the Crusaders of the Immaculate Heart ( The Royalty of all Trades) is awestruck and can only look at Saint Peter with her mouth wide open.

When she regains her power of speech, she looks up at Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I lived my life in the eternal hope that when I died I would be judged by God and be found to be worthy, but I only lived to be fifty."

"That's simply impossible," says Saint Peter, "We've added up all your time sheets."