Thread for Funnies :)))

[Dawn Marie]

[Alley]

Hmmmmm that does seem very suspicious!    

Dawn Marie said:

[Dawn Marie]

[Cathleen]

HAHAHAHAHA!   I love it!  :-D

[David Kaftal]

[Dawn Marie]

[Alley]

I don't know Cathleen maybe we should wait until she has had a second cup just to be sure! lol

Cathleen said:

HAHAHAHAHA!   I love it!  :-D

[Alley]

Yep! that's most of us before coffee. 

David Kaftal said:

[Dawn Marie]

harharhardyharhar

no really it's safe to come out now :)

Alley said:

I don't know Cathleen maybe we should wait until she has had a second cup just to be sure! lol

Cathleen said:

HAHAHAHAHA!   I love it!  :-D

[Nicola Wansink]

The best one I have seen lately is in the August 31st edition of  The Remnant. They have a Photograph of His Excellency Bishop Fellay with the Nike "tick" and the caption: "JUST DON'T DO IT" Sorry I am not techno-savvy enough to reproduce it but someone else might be able to.

[Dawn Marie]

I tried but I can't find it :(

Nicola Wansink said:

The best one I have seen lately is in the August 31st edition of  The Remnant. They have a Photograph of His Excellency Bishop Fellay with the Nike "tick" and the caption: "JUST DON'T DO IT" Sorry I am not techno-savvy enough to reproduce it but someone else might be able to.

[Dawn Marie]

[Peter Baxter]

A Novena organizer for the Crusaders of the Immaculate Heart (The Royalty of all Trades) dies in a car accident on her 50th birthday and finds herself at the Pearly Gates.

A brass band is playing, the angels are singing a beautiful hymn, there is a huge crowd cheering and shouting her name, “Cathleen, Cathleen Cathleen” and absolutely everyone wants to shake her hand.

Just when she thinks things can't possibly get any better, Saint Peter himself runs over, apologizes for not greeting her personally at the Pearly Gates, shakes her hand, and says, "Congratulations, we've been waiting a long time for you."

"Totally confused and a little embarrassed, the Novena organizer for the Crusaders of the Immaculate Heart ( The Royalty of all Trades) sheepishly looks at Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I tried to lead a God-fearing life, I loved my family, I tried to obey the 10 Commandments, but congratulations for what? I honestly don't remember doing anything really special when I was alive. Is it because I'm a Novena organizer for the Crusaders of the Immaculate Heart  ( The Royalty of all Trades )

"Congratulations for what?" says Saint Peter, totally amazed at the woman's modesty.
"We're celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old!  God himself wants to see you!"

Novena organizer for the Crusaders of the Immaculate Heart  ( The Royalty of all Trades) is awestruck and can only look at Saint Peter with her mouth wide open.

When she regains her power of speech, she looks up at Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I lived my life in the eternal hope that when I died I would be judged by God and be found to be worthy, but I only lived to be fifty."

"That's simply impossible," says Saint Peter, "We've added up all your time sheets."