PRAYERS TO OUR LADY

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Permalink Reply by Dawn Marie on July 15, 2014 at 3:38pm

Cathleen said:

Peter was getting tired of all the teasing and heckling. He had merely answered a "Help Wanted" ad for the Crusaders but had not bargained for all the so-called "office jokes" or for being the brunt of most of them. Grabbing a LARGE handful (or two) of the Free Office Peanuts from the bowl on the counter, Peter stalked out of the Crusaders Office and down the street to the Roadkill Grill & Pizzeria for dinner.

But later that night, Peter tossed and turned in his sleep. He wasn't sure if it was the LARGE handful (or two) of peanuts or the " 'Roo on a Stick" special from the diner, but he was having weird dreams.

Peter dreamed that he was a human cannonball at a circus. Night after night, he was shot out of the cannon, high over the heads of the cheering crowds. After awhile, Peter (in his dream) got tired of this. He went to the circus manager (Alan) and said that he quit.

"Oh, no, Peter!" said Alan in distress. "You can't go! Wherever am I going to get someone of your caliber for the job?"

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Permalink Reply by Dawn Marie on July 18, 2014 at 9:26am

COURTESY OF JOSEPH WILSON.........

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Permalink Reply by Dawn Marie on July 19, 2014 at 2:50pm

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Permalink Reply by Cathleen on July 21, 2014 at 9:14am

ROFL! That is perfect! ROFL! Half peeled potatoes........ :-D

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Permalink Reply by Alley on July 21, 2014 at 11:26pm

LOL It is hard to get such good help nowadays lol and from someone who follows directions so explicitly.

What a blessing in disguise! lol

Do you think that brain tumors are contagious?? Cause I think I may

have one too!! :)

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Permalink Reply by Cathleen on July 23, 2014 at 11:55am

Every year Smitty and his wife Martha went to the State Fair.

And every year Smitty would say, "Martha, I'd love to take a ride in that there airplane."

Every year, Martha would reply, "Well, I know that, Smitty, but that there airplane ride costs $10. And $10 is $10."

Finally, this year at the Fair, Smitty said, "Martha, I am 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year, I may never get the chance."

Martha replied, "Smitty, that there airplane ride costs $10. And $10 is $10."

The airplane pilot was nearby and overheard their conversation. "Folks, I'll make a deal with you. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you a penny. But if you say one word, it will be $10."

Smitty and Martha agreed so up they went.

The pilot performed all sorts of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not one word is heard. He even did a nose dive and pulled up just 15 feet from the ground, but still not one word from his passengers. Finally they landed, and the pilot turned to Smitty: "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't! I'm impressed!"

Smitty replied, "Well, I was gonna say somethin' when Martha fell out.....but $10 is $10."