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Permalink Reply by Cathleen on
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At least you tried getting me out from under the cart......Peter left me there!
Just you wait, Mr. Baxter, just you wait!
Alley said:laughing.....oops was that Cathleen (sorry Cathleen had to say it heehee)
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Permalink Reply by Dawn Marie on
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LOLL
Cathleen said:At least you tried getting me out from under the cart......Peter left me there!
Just you wait, Mr. Baxter, just you wait!
Alley said:laughing.....oops was that Cathleen (sorry Cathleen had to say it heehee)
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Laughing! Good one Cathleen :)
Found his commercial on You Tube heehee
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Permalink Reply by Alley on
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A Christmas Tree vs a Holiday Tree LOL Wow! who new there was such a difference in price!
Good luck with your new career Peter!! heehee wish you all the luck with this one
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Ok, Peter has disappeared again...... he is probably on "Summer Holiday" Down Under........
"Waltzing Matilda.......WALTZING MATILDA!!.....You'll come a'waltzing Matilda with MEEEEE!!!!!"
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Peter asked his boss for a raise.
"Well," the boss replied, "due to the fluctuating predisposition of your position's productive capacity as juxtaposed with industry standards, it would be monetary injudicious to implement an increment."
Peter scratched his head. "I don't get it."
"Exactly," replied his boss.
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Peter had had enough of all the teasing. He got into his motorized rickshaw and left the Crusaders Condo Complex. Soon he was speeding down the highway --well, at least as much as a motorized rickshaw can go....but our Peter does have a lead foot!
Soon his long-suffering wife called him on his cell phone. "Peter, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there is a madman driving down Highway 280 in the wrong direction!"
"I know," Peter replied, "but there isn't just one, there are hundreds of 'em!"
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A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.”
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer” the father says. “We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.”
Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like heck they're getting divorced!” she shouts, “I'll take care of this!” She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father “You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow.Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Sorted! They're coming for Christmas and they're paying their own way."
courtesy of Margaret Rooney :)
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