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Permalink Reply by Cathleen on
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Oh, Peter, I really didn't mean to get you so upset. Here, have a nice bag of fresh, hot popcorn as a peace offering.
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Ok, so Peter asked for help......I'll stop bothering him for a bit.....
Here is a "good pun" for Alan and Bill:
Driving to work, Peter had to swerve to avoid a large box which fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a police man (constable) pulled him over for reckless driving.
Fortunately another officer had seen the large box in the road. He stopped traffic and retrieved it. Inside the box were large upholstery tacks.
"I'm sorry, sir, I am still going to have to write you a ticket," said the policeman.
Amazed, Peter asked, "What on earth for?"
The policeman replied, "Tacks evasion."
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*cough, cough......
Umm........
He hasn't been around lately either.......
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Permalink Reply by Dawn Marie on
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This just cracked me up!!!
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My daughter's organic chem professor had a funny true story about Red Bull. One of his students came to see him with chem problems and she politely offered him a Red Bull. He is at least 70, an Italian from Brooklyn, and said something like: "Well, this stuff is for the younger generation, and I never had any, but she was being nice so I tried it."
"Now, this was on Monday afternoon.....and now it's Wed. morning lecture......and, Ladies and Gentlemen, I don't think I have slept since Monday....."
After that, 6-packs of Red Bull kept showing up on his desk.
And, NO, his name was not Peter! It was Anthony! So this isn't even remotely about Peter! This is NOT a Peter joke! ;-D I've gotten myself into enough trouble lately! ;-D ;-D
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well, if he had been chowing down on peanuts and popcorn, then we would know it was Peter! ;-D
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There once was a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a "great" writer.
When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft writing error messages. ;-D
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And now here is one for Alan:
Places to be or not to be:
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently you can't go alone. You must always be in Cahoots with someone.
I've also never been in Cognito. I hear that no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport, you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my work, friends and family.
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump to get there, and I'm not too much on physical activity these days.
I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, so I try not to visit there too often.
I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I tend to go there more often as I get older.
One of my favorite places to go is in Suspense. It really gets the adrenalin going and pumps up the heart!
I may have been in Comprehensible, but I don't know for sure -- it's an age thing.
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