Thread for Funnies :)))
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Permalink Reply by Dawn Marie on
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Weeheee lol
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Permalink Reply by Cathleen on
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Definition of a "Calorie" : noun: An invisible little creature which sneaks into your closet at night and sews all of your clothes a bit tighter by morning!
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Here is one for Alan:
What do lazy dogs do for fun?
Chase parked cars!
(Ba-da-Boom!)
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Permalink Reply by Alan on
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drum roll, here they come
Easter Bunnies
Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide the egg?
A. Because it was a little chicken.
Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny
Q. What do you call a dumb bunny?
A. A hare brain.
Q. What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
A. You ‘nique up on him.
Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way, unique up on it.
Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A. A receding hareline.
Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
A. Just look for the gray hares.
Q. What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A. A bunion.
Q. Where does a bunny go when it dies?
A. To the hare-after.
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A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN RE-WORD:
What's Irish and stays out all night? Patio Furniture.
Why didn't the turkey cross the road? Because he wasn't chicken.
Where do you find chili beans? At the North Pole.
What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette.
What must you know to be an auctioneer? Lots.
The problem with money is that it is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.
When a clock is still hungry, it goes back four seconds.
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When a marathon runner has ill fitting shoes, he suffers the agony of defeat.
How do you define a will? It's a Dead Giveaway.
Your debt will stay with you if you can't budge it.
She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
What do you call a train loaded with toffee? A chew chew train.
Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
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Alan, have you been saving these up all through Lent, just to "unload" them all on us now?! :-D
ROFL....some of them are great! Some are truly "groaners!" LOL!
Thank you!
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Permalink Reply by 3n21tr41n50ql on
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The. You probably won't like these Cathleen:
What do you call a boy:
lying in front of a doorway? Matt
Hanging on a wall? Art.
Holding mustard and relish? Frank.
Demanding payment? Bill
On his way to the restroom? Lou
Dunked in water? Bob
Praying? Neil
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Dad was driving his teen-aged daughter to the hospital where she was scheduled to have a tonsillectomy. On the way, they discussed how the procedure would be performed.
Nervously the daughter asked, "Well, how are they going to get me to keep my mouth open the whole time?"
Chuckling the Dad replied, "They're going to give you a phone."
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