From an email making the rounds in 2008. Apparently there was no such press release from General Motors, and the remarks attributed to Bill Gates were apparently a variation on something he said in 1997. Still, it's hilarious.
Gates vs. GM. For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection
for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.
That's hilarious David!
Padre Pio used to tell a story:
"One day Our Lord while making rounds of Paradise saw some strange faces. He asked Peter, “Who let these people in?”
Peter: “It wasn’t me.”
The Lord: “But you have the key.”
Peter: “There is nothing I can do about it, and nothing you can do either.”
The Lord: “What do you mean?”
“It's your mother. Every time she finds my back turned, she opens the gate and lets somebody in.”